by Monsieur Pierre
Here’s another list of Wedding Toast Jokes and Quotes:
Jane Austen – I pay very little regard to what a young person says on the subject of marriage. If they profess a disinclination for it, I only set it down that they haven’t seen the right person yet.
Abraham Lincoln – I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.
Alan King – Marriage is nature’s way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
Anonymous – Marriages are made in heaven. But, again, so are thunder, lightning, tornados and hail.
Clint Eastwood – There’s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I’ll get married again.
Nick Faldo – We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years.
Jane Austen – It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
Anonymous – Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
H. L. Mencken, Prejudices, 1919 – To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia — to mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god or an ordinary young woman for a goddess.
Barbara Bush – I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up.
Ambrose Bierce – Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage.
Anonymous – Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn’t have to hear about all the men she could have married… and she didn’t have to hear about how well his Mother cooked.
Anne Morrow Lindbergh – A simple enough pleasure, surely, to have breakfast alone with one’s husband, but how seldom married people achieve it.
Jule Renard – Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
Ralph Waldo Emerson – Is not marriage an open question, when it is alleged, from the beginning of the world that such as are in the institution wish to get out, and such as are out wish to get in?
Helen Rowland – In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar — a practice which is still continued.
Erma Bombeck – Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.
Mae West – Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.
John Barrymore – Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
Agatha Christie – An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
Ogden Nash – The reason for much matrimony is patrimony.
Ralph Waldo Emerson – A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
Sophia Bush – Marriage is not about age; it’s about finding the right person.
Isadora Duncan – Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.
Cher – The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing — and then marry him.
Marilyn Monroe – Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
Groucho Marx – Politics doesn’t make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
Mohandas K. Gandhi – I first learned the concepts of nonviolence in my marriage.
This is a long Wedding Toast Jokes and Quotes list, isn’t it?
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